Expired Trash Yogurt

Good morning, and welcome to another installment of "Answers To Questions I Never Wanted To Ask."

Today's topic - it's known a little bit of yogurt can help settle a dog's digestive system. But what happens to the canine intestine when one eats half of tub of expired yogurt out of the trash?

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I don't have the answer yet but I'll know soon. I will NOT keep you updated. You're welcome.

Thus concludes today's segment of "Answers to Questions I Never Wanted to Ask".

BLEGH!