Monday, July 21, 2014

Thinking about the future... New career.

 Like, blindly-throwing-myself-into-a-void-and-crossing-my-fingers-also-clenching-my-butthole new career.

During these moments of lost identity it helps to have a basketcase dog.

We go for miles and I spend the whole time thinking, "At least something is nuttier than me"

Tuesday, July 1, 2014



Sharky is a pufferfish of a dog. It's very convenient because I've been apartment hunting and some landlords have weight restrictions. That's when he transforms from 30lbs to 20lbs...

Sharky is a very medium dog. Many people debate hotly about big dogs vs small dogs while never considering the medium dog.

Sunday, June 15, 2014

Living in a small apartment with an active dog...

Overall it's a Sisyphus/boulder situation.

Interesting thing is, the more miles we clock and the more nuanced tricks we do, the more he thinks that level of activity is normal.

This Dog...

Saturday, June 14, 2014

Monday, April 21, 2014

Expired Trash Yogurt

Good morning, and welcome to another installment of "Answers To Questions I Never Wanted To Ask."

Today's topic - it's known a little bit of yogurt can help settle a dog's digestive system. But what happens to the canine intestine when one eats half of tub of expired yogurt out of the trash?

Mugshot of offender
I don't have the answer yet but I'll know soon. I will NOT keep you updated. You're welcome.

Thus concludes today's segment of "Answers to Questions I Never Wanted to Ask".


Monday, April 14, 2014

The world needs a dog

I feel sorry for people who don't have a dog. It must suck.

Could you imagine?! You'd sit on the couch to watch a movie and nobody would beg to hang out on your lap.


So silly but at the end of the day, I'm glad to see Sharky.